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Юмор на английском

В помощь изучающим язык на карантине. Буду благодарна за анекдоты на испанском, я все еще дергаюсь изредка, изображая изучение оного языка. Муж прислал, а лучше анекдотов лекарств от стресса не придумано. Пардон, с катом не справилась тут

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed and reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question:
 
WIFE: "What would you  do if I died? Would you get married again?"
 
 HUSBAND: "Definitely  not!"
 
WIFE: "Why not? Don't  you like being married?"
  
 HUSBAND: "Of course  I do."
 
 WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you  remarry?"
 
HUSBAND:  "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
 
WIFE: (with a hurt look) "You  would?"
 
HUSBAND:  (makes audible groan)
 
WIFE: "Would you live  in our house?"
 
HUSBAND:  "Certainly. It's a great house."
 
WIFE: "Would you sleep  with her in our bed?"
 
HUSBAND:  "Where else would we sleep?"
 

WIFE: "Would you let her  drive my car?"
 
HUSBAND:  "Probably. It is almost new."
 
WIFE: "Would you replace  my pictures with hers?"
 
HUSBAND:  "That would seem to be the proper thing to do."
 
WIFE: "Would you give  her my jewellery?"
 
HUSBAND:  "No. I'm sure she'd want her own."
 
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"
  
 HUSBAND: "Yes, I  would."
 
WIFE: "Would she use my  clubs?"
 
HUSBAND:  "No, she's left-handed."
 
WIFE: - silence -
 
HUSBAND:  " . . . Shit!"
 
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